In Need of Pie?

October 29th, 2009

The first time I brought a chocolate pecan pie to a Rowley family party, I brought the whole thing back home with me almost entirely intact.  Which is fine, because if I were pinned down and forced to admit what my favorite thing to eat for breakfast was, it would be cold chocolate pecan pie (that or cold birthday cake, please don’t pin me down!)  There was no special breakfast after the next family party I brought it to though.  I’m always pushing my chocolate pecan pie on unwilling people.  It’s for their own good.  They say, I’m sorry I just don’t like that kind of pie.  I say, neither do I.  That pecan/tripe pie they sell at Wal Mart?  Do not confuse this for that.

Start with the crust.  This recipe has the best combination of easy and results that I have found. A gluten free version was included in my SIL, Kirsti Kirkland’s cookbook “Life Tastes Good Again.”  (I feel like such a name dropper!)  I can’t remember the exact title of the recipe in her book, because it was pretty long.  But I remember it was really accurate.  Here, I’ll call it Perfect Pie Crust.

Perfect Pie Crust

3 oz cream cheese, room temp

6 T unsalted butter, room temp

3/4 c all purpose flour

1 T sugar

1/4 t salt

Mix the cream cheese and butter in a medium bowl with a handheld mixer or stand mixer.  Add the flour, sugar, and salt and mix just until dough clumps together.  Gather the dough into a thick disk, wrap in plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least an hour. (Yeah, okay, I’ve thrown it in the freezer for like 20 minutes once or twice.) If you are super on top of things, then you could make this a day or two in advance, just let it sit at room temperature to soften a little for about 15 minutes before rolling out.  Roll out your crust and transfer it to a 9″ pie pan.  Put it in the fridge for 20 minutes or whatever duration of time is convenient for you. I could go on and on about rolling and transferring, trimming and fluting, but meh.  I’m over it.  On to the pie!

Chocolate Pecan Pie

Toast your pecans first.  Take 1 1/2 cups of pecan halves and toast them right now, while you are thinking about it.  They need to be toasted and cooled.  If they are not toasted, your pie will share a characteristic with those other pies that you do not want it to share a characteristic with.  Untoasted pecans taste bitter and have that texture that leaves a film on your teeth.  Toast them and they will taste nutty like a nut should.  I put mine on a tray and put them in my toaster oven and push “toast.”  Then I don’t have to worry much about them burning.  Without a toaster oven, I would toast them either in a saute pan, keeping them moving in the pan until they begin to smell nutty and darken slightly, or in the oven, watching carefully and turning every couple of minutes.  Now let them cool.   If you procrastinate and don’t toast the pecans first, then they will be hot and melt your chocolate, which some people might be cool with, but it would make me a little sad.

2 eggs

1/2 c sugar

1/2 c light corn syrup

4 T unsalted butter, melted

6 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped or semisweet chocolate chips (mine has always been made with a cup of Guittard)

Heat the oven to 350.

Whisk the eggs in a medium bowl.  Whisk in the sugar, corn syrup and melted butter.

Place the crust on a cookie sheet.  Sprinkle in the toasted pecans and chocolate pieces.  Pour the egg mixture gently over the pecans and chocolate.  Bake 45 to 50 minutes, until the filling is set and slightly risen.  Let cool to room temperature then refrigerate at least 2 hours or until ready to serve.  I have served this pie warm and melty, and some people like it that way.  However, chocolate cannot melt in your mouth if it is already melted.  Think about that.

Oh yeah, if you have ever seen one of my chocolate pecan pies in person and you are wondering, I one-and-a-half times the recipe and make it in a 12 inch tart pan with removable sides.

September

September 29th, 2009

Birthday time!

September 29th, 2009

September 27, 2009
Happy birthday everyone!  Its birthday season again and what a joyous
celebration it has been.  First, let me wish a happy birthday to Jesse
and Kirsti and I hope they celebrated in style. Read the rest of this entry »

Jeremy asked me to change the title of this post because it was almost the exact same as his last post.

August 31st, 2009
We haven’t done anything fun in weeks and every weekend was spent
lazing around the house.  Because of this, I thought I would share
with you the awesome Rowley bedtime routine.
Bedtime starts at 8:30ish.  At that time we have a mad dash up the
stairs.  The winner is the first to get the legendary bump-gugs.
These are an abomination of jumping hugs that grew over the last year.
Originally, I would let the kid jump off their bed to give me a jump
hug.  Then it evolved to where I would have to do some actions before
they would jump. Possible actions included me spinning, jumping up and
down, or (the kids favorite) playing an air guitar.  Eventually, the
decided it needed even more participation on their part.  With a bump
gug each kids gets to choose an action such as having me throw them
onto the bed, run around in a circle with them, do a wheelbarrow race,
or anything else that comes into their head.  They each get five.
Five for each kid is a lot considering they are squirmy little
minions.  The most popular bump gug is the “light speed” bump gug
where one kid pretends to be a monkey and chases me carrying the
other.  We run through the bathroom, down the hall, and into the
bedroom where I throw the one being carried onto the bed.  I prefer
this one as well as it is short.
After bump gugs, we read scriptures.  Whoever listens to the
scriptures gets to choose a story.  Usually this results in one story
a night.  Occasionally two.  The favorite book right now is a Curious
George book about different attitudes such as happy sad, hurt,
mischievous, etc.  The kids love to read this story and substitute
other traits in place of the ones listed.  For example, Silas read the
story tonight and we had 3 “be an elephants”, 2 “be a snake”, and 1
“be a shark”.  Milo usually chooses traits like “tickle Silas” and
“jump on dad”.
After that we brush their teeth and its lights out.  Amber and I then
go downstairs while the kids play upstairs for the next 2 or 3 hours.
This ends when they fall asleep or they make so much noise that Amber
goes upstairs and threatens to shut the door.  The door being shut is
practically capital punishment so they go to sleep pretty quick at
that point.
Silas spends his days playing boardgames.  He loves Heroscape and
plays it non-stop.  Milo plays with him sometimes but will more often
veg in front of the TV.  Both kids are required to do homework
worksheets before watching TV or playing games.  Silas usually does 4
or 5 and enjoys them.  Milo grumbles and complains while he does two.
The other day I caught Silas feeding our cat multiple bowls of food.
I asked him what he was doing as there was way too much food for even
an army of cats to eat.  He slyly replied that he was trying to make
our cat really fat.  I pointed out that the cat was already extremely
obese and that perhaps less food might be better.  He retorted that he
wanted the cat so fat that it broke our house.  At least we know why
our animals are huge now.
Yesterday and today we watched all of our old family movies.
However, the videos don’t transfer quite right to the computer so I
can’t share them.  The sound gets way off.  As soon as I can transfer
them, we’ll post them so everyone can enjoy hour long videos of people
riding the patriot duo.  Its about as exciting as it sounds.
Have a good week everyone!  The next update will be exciting as it
will probably include Amber’s mega-awesome birthday and Milo going
back to school.  Stay tuned!

Jeremy

Sorry for the lateness

August 21st, 2009

I had to move the newsletter away from work email accounts as personal
emails are not allowed through that system.  It took me a while to get
de-lazified enough to get the email addresses ported over.

August 10, 2009
Milo and Silas told Amber that eating their dinner was against the
word of wisdom.  We had just read the story of Daniel and how he
refused to eat the king’s meat.  They decided this was a clever ploy
to get out of eating what they don’t want.  It didn’t work.
About four weeks ago we took a drive down to the shore to enjoy the
few days of sunlight we actually had this year. We didn’t go to one of
the crappy close beaches.  Instead, we decided it would be awesome to
drive to one of the very far away ones called Long Beach Island.  With
traffic the drive took about 3 hours.  Traffic is one thing that we
have a lot of in New Jersey.  Jealous?
The beach itself was very nice and not crowded.  We spread out our
blankets and enjoyed the sun while the kids played in the sand.  I
buried Silas a few times but he kept escaping.  Maybe I should have
used wet sand.  Milo didn’t trust me enough to let me bury him.  He
kept complaining about liking to “breath” and “live”.  Silly kid needs
to learn to be more flexible.
Later, I took the kids into the ocean where Silas enjoyed getting
buffeted by the waves.  Milo was a little more fearful of getting
knocked over so much and wouldn’t come into the water to play.  Silas
got drenched over and over again, but, true to the Silas way, was
happy the entire time.
That night we ate at a place called Chicken or the Egg which
specializes in chicken and eggs (Surprise!).  The food was really
good.  I got a sandwich called the “Goshdarnwich” which consisted of
French toast covered in syrup with eggs, cheese, and bacon.  I could
feel my arteries screaming in pain, but my stomach rejoiced with great
gladness.  Deliciousness, they name is “GoshDarn”.  Mmm.
Three weeks ago we had an un-birthday party.  We were bored and the
kids have been asking constantly about their birthdays.  So we decided
to throw a surprise party.  We picked up some pizza, blew up some
balloons, and bought some legos.  Then amber and I hid behind the
couch and jumped out to surprise the kids.  The kids had a blast.
Two weeks ago we went to the Bronx zoo.  This zoo is huge both in area
and the number of animals.  They try to capture the animals’ natural
environment as much as possible so every animal is on large tracts of
land.  The zoo is not typical as you cannot simply walk over and see
the elephants, rhinos, and other large mammals.  Instead, you have to
ride a monorail around the zoo and look out over the edge to see them.
Basically, it’s a guided tour.  I was excited to hear they had a
panda, but disappointed to hear it was only a red panda.  Dumb red
pandas
.  I was hoping for the black and white variety.
They had a lot of animals and we couldn’t even see them all in a day.
We ended up missing two or three exhibits.  Overall, the zoo was
impressive, but the day was hot and the crowds were huge making the
experience not as good as it should be.  They had a Tapir and 2 giant
anteaters
, not to mention several cobras and other vipers.
Both Milo and Silas gave talks on temples in primary over the last two
weeks.  I wrote Silas’ and Milo wrote his own with some help from
yours truly.  I guess it was too much help as he complained heavily
that it wasn’t his words.  This was Silas’ first talk so he was very
excited to be in front of everyone.  In primary, he couldn’t wait and
every word of introduction was too much anticipation for him.  He did
a great job.
The comments on the two talks were about what you expect for Milo and
Silas.  Everyone was impressed at Milo’s vocabulary and ability to
write.  Everyone thought Silas was adorable.  At least, that is the
general consensus I got from the comments.  Milo refused to draw
pictures for this one and so it was very straight forward.
After Milo’s talk, Milo and I left church and went home as neither of
us were feeling well.  However, I did not want Milo to miss out on
church so I taught him a lesson from the family home evening manual.
I really enjoyed spending some one on one time with him and I think he
learned a lot.  I’m sure he will whatever he learned against me in the
near future.
Both of the kids enjoy primary and constantly raise their hand.  The
sharing time teachers rarely call on Silas but Milo gets called on all
the time.  Milo never knows the answer and will usually repeat the
last thing the teacher said.  This is an effective strategy.
Later
Jeremy

Jeremy’s Newsletter July 5, 2009

July 13th, 2009

Subject: A mecca to Niagara Falls

Hi Family.  The past three weeks have been some of the best since we moved here.  First, Lee came into town, followed by a trip to Niagara Falls , and ending in a fabulous 3 day weekend.  Now, my entire summer is complete, and I have nothing to look forward to except Amber’s and Milo ’s birthday and writing these newsletters.  Sadly, they will likely be the highlight of the next two months. Read the rest of this entry »

Our Niagara Falls Vacation

June 30th, 2009

First came the decision that we wanted to go out and meet Sara and Jacob somewhere while they were vacationing in PA.  Then the question was where.  Well, Google maps misled me to believe that Niagara Falls was closer to us than driving clear the heck out to Erie, PA.  Not that that was really the issue.  Come on!  It’s Niagara Falls!!  The epic family vacation!!! That apparently everyone in the world has been to except for me and Jeremy.  Nevermind.  Grand Canyon: Check.  Niagara Falls: Check.  Mount Rushmore: Maybe, maybe not someday.

It was spectacular and all those things that people would say about such a thing as Niagara Falls.  The drive was quite long with a lot of pointless lane closures for nonexistent construction.  It was very scenic, though.  We played a little “I spy,” but I really have to say TGF movies in the car.

The first night there, we met Sara and Jacob at the Anchor Bar, which claims to be the home of the first buffalo wings.  We sampled some of the wings there and then drove to Duff’s Famous Wings, which were supposed to be better.  They were.  Then we hurried to catch the last bit of the fireworks display over the falls.

Our first view of the falls was not so impressive.  I worried that it was true that you could not get a good view from the American side after all.  The next day we went and saw it from every angle possible without crossing the border, and I was not one bit disappointed.  The best views of the falls overall were from the Maid of the Mist boat tour.  Later we were immersed in the falls when we went to the Cave of the Winds.  Everyone enjoyed the Cave of the Winds the best.  I found it just a little bit scary.  Walking toward it really felt like walking toward a hurricane.  But I enjoyed it the best, too.

We were going to part ways with Sara and Jacob to go camping while they returned to Jacob’s parents, but we were spontaneously invited to go back with them.  We chose to do that rather than camp.  That way we were able to stay long enough to do everything that we wanted to.  We went to Duff’s again that evening to try some more of their wings.  They were that good.  I also got a Roast Beef on Weck, which I heard was a local specialty.  It was a very good variation of a roast beef sandwich.

It was fun to go to the Ashley home in Erie.  It was very late when we finally arrived.  We found Jacob’s parents very hospitable.  Jeremy and the Ashleys stayed up pretty late watching tv.  I could not keep my eyes open a moment longer and am pleased to say that I was able to resist Jeremy’s power of persuasion by going to bed.  We had a long drive the next day.

The next day we chilled in our pj’s all morning eating cereal (or candy, in Jeremy’s case).  Jacob showed us the beach at Lake Erie before we left, completely satisfied.

Playing Real Life Jenga With The House That We Live In

June 21st, 2009

My latest house project was, unfortunately, not one of my choosing.  I was walking Milo home from school a few weeks ago when I noticed that a large piece of stucco was coming off of our foundation.  I freaked out and immediately called a structural engineer to save my house from falling down…  When he came he explained to me that it just wasn’t that big of a deal.  In fact, it was such a small deal he would like me to find someone else to fix it.  He also said that it was something that I could do myself and even explained step by step how to do it myself.  I wonder if he realized what an avid do-it-myselfer I am when he was telling me that.

All the stucco on that side of the house came off easily just with my hands.  My neighbors let me know that the previous owners had been out slapping that stuff on the wall pretty much right before we moved in.  The structural engineer had told me that the stucco is only cosmetic, so it is not that worrisome for it to crumble off in places.  I was freaking out more when large portions of the foundation blocks underneath were also crumbling.  But the SE had also explained to me that a few of the foundation blocks can be compromised without affecting the stability of the house.  Otherwise I probably would have fainted when I saw this:

A negative slope combined with the fact that this wall is North facing and never sees sunlight helped  contribute to this crumbling cinder block.  BTW, cinder block is a terrible thing to make a foundation out of.

I thought that these blocks would have to be entirely taken out and replaced.  However, I consulted with a book on masonry and found an alternative.  I was able to chisel off the faces and webbing of the damaged blocks and mortar in new blocks that fit inside.

This is after I chiseled out the blocks.  You can see the narrower blocks that I then mortared into the wall.  I failed to take a picture of any of the other in-between steps.  Sorry.  Jeremy and I then dug a trench along the  wall in order to get the new stucco hopefully below the frost line.  We covered the wall with metal lathe, attached with masonry screws.  Then we applied stucco  to that.  During this time it was raining more days than not. On days it was raining, I duct taped a tarp over the whole thing to try to keep the rain out of it.  Jeremy helped me with the first 2 layers of stucco.  After the second layer, his hands became too injured for him to help anymore.  Let the record show that I told him to wear gloves.  I did the final coat myself.  Then I applied foundation sealer.

I had 2 yards of topsoil delivered and used that to build a better slope from the house.  I ended up shoveling half of it by myself before one of our home teachers came to help.  He and I were almost finished when Jeremy came home.  I let the men do the rest.  A yard of dirt weighs between 2430 and 3375 lbs.  I can testify that doing this kind of work builds in your muscles seriously fast.

I’ve spent my time since then planting it.  Friday I placed the last brick for the edging.  Thank goodness.  Now I can do something else.

Jeremy’s Newsletter June 14, 2009

June 21st, 2009

Subject: To there and back again

What a great last three weeks.  First, we went and saw the statute of liberty, then we went to DC, followed by a relaxing weekend of doing nothing. The entire three weeks was filled with awesome, which cumulated in me making the most awesome angel food cake ever.  I told Silas it tasted so good because I had added real angel wings into it.  He was confused. Read the rest of this entry »

Weekend in DC

June 11th, 2009

Jeremy had to go to DC for work, so we decided to make a family trip out of it.  It was about a 4 hour drive.  I was very surprised when we first arrived in the city because there are no very tall buildings.  Most of DC looks like the downtown of any city.  Of course in the national mall, each building could probably be confused for the White House. Read the rest of this entry »