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In Need of Pie?

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

The first time I brought a chocolate pecan pie to a Rowley family party, I brought the whole thing back home with me almost entirely intact.  Which is fine, because if I were pinned down and forced to admit what my favorite thing to eat for breakfast was, it would be cold chocolate pecan pie (that or cold birthday cake, please don’t pin me down!)  There was no special breakfast after the next family party I brought it to though.  I’m always pushing my chocolate pecan pie on unwilling people.  It’s for their own good.  They say, I’m sorry I just don’t like that kind of pie.  I say, neither do I.  That pecan/tripe pie they sell at Wal Mart?  Do not confuse this for that.

Start with the crust.  This recipe has the best combination of easy and results that I have found. A gluten free version was included in my SIL, Kirsti Kirkland’s cookbook “Life Tastes Good Again.”  (I feel like such a name dropper!)  I can’t remember the exact title of the recipe in her book, because it was pretty long.  But I remember it was really accurate.  Here, I’ll call it Perfect Pie Crust.

Perfect Pie Crust

3 oz cream cheese, room temp

6 T unsalted butter, room temp

3/4 c all purpose flour

1 T sugar

1/4 t salt

Mix the cream cheese and butter in a medium bowl with a handheld mixer or stand mixer.  Add the flour, sugar, and salt and mix just until dough clumps together.  Gather the dough into a thick disk, wrap in plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least an hour. (Yeah, okay, I’ve thrown it in the freezer for like 20 minutes once or twice.) If you are super on top of things, then you could make this a day or two in advance, just let it sit at room temperature to soften a little for about 15 minutes before rolling out.  Roll out your crust and transfer it to a 9″ pie pan.  Put it in the fridge for 20 minutes or whatever duration of time is convenient for you. I could go on and on about rolling and transferring, trimming and fluting, but meh.  I’m over it.  On to the pie!

Chocolate Pecan Pie

Toast your pecans first.  Take 1 1/2 cups of pecan halves and toast them right now, while you are thinking about it.  They need to be toasted and cooled.  If they are not toasted, your pie will share a characteristic with those other pies that you do not want it to share a characteristic with.  Untoasted pecans taste bitter and have that texture that leaves a film on your teeth.  Toast them and they will taste nutty like a nut should.  I put mine on a tray and put them in my toaster oven and push “toast.”  Then I don’t have to worry much about them burning.  Without a toaster oven, I would toast them either in a saute pan, keeping them moving in the pan until they begin to smell nutty and darken slightly, or in the oven, watching carefully and turning every couple of minutes.  Now let them cool.   If you procrastinate and don’t toast the pecans first, then they will be hot and melt your chocolate, which some people might be cool with, but it would make me a little sad.

2 eggs

1/2 c sugar

1/2 c light corn syrup

4 T unsalted butter, melted

6 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped or semisweet chocolate chips (mine has always been made with a cup of Guittard)

Heat the oven to 350.

Whisk the eggs in a medium bowl.  Whisk in the sugar, corn syrup and melted butter.

Place the crust on a cookie sheet.  Sprinkle in the toasted pecans and chocolate pieces.  Pour the egg mixture gently over the pecans and chocolate.  Bake 45 to 50 minutes, until the filling is set and slightly risen.  Let cool to room temperature then refrigerate at least 2 hours or until ready to serve.  I have served this pie warm and melty, and some people like it that way.  However, chocolate cannot melt in your mouth if it is already melted.  Think about that.

Oh yeah, if you have ever seen one of my chocolate pecan pies in person and you are wondering, I one-and-a-half times the recipe and make it in a 12 inch tart pan with removable sides.

Bagel Day

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

I can’t believe that I am sitting at my desk writing a blog again.  It’s been so long.  Well, today is a special occasion.  I got a memory card reader for my camera in the mail.  It works!  I can put pictures straight onto this computer now.  I celebrated by making bagels. (more…)

Valentine’s Day

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

I thought it might be a little late to blog about Valentine’s. But other people do it, so why can’t I?

I got “The Cute Book” for Christmas from Jeremy. He was stumped about what to get for me. I said, “I dunno, something cute.” He typed in the word “cute” as a search on Amazon. This is what popped up. The kids and I have had a lot of fun making these cute little things. However, I very quickly realized that we were going to have a big pile of them. Although they are fun to make, they are useless clutter. I suggested to Milo that he make them to give as valentines to his classmates. That way we could keep on making them and then give them all away. After a while, they became kind of a chore to make. But we still had to keep making them because we had to have one for each member of his class and his teacher, 17 total. I cut them out and Milo sewed them. Since we started right after Christmas, we were able to get them all done without too much stress. It was ridiculously too much trouble compared to writing people’s names on little cards bought at the store. But they were SO CUTE. They were even cuter because Milo chose each one to match each child, carefully considering their personalities and favorite colors. He became a very proficient hand sewer by the time he was through.

There is something very cozy to me about the way children celebrate Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s was probably my favorite holiday next to Christmas as a child. I became indifferent toward it once my friends and I stopped exchanging valentines and candy. Then at some point, the meaning and purpose of Valentine’s turned into something completely different. It was a holiday that everyone was left out of unless they had a boy/girlfriend. Most the guys I had anything to do with in that regard were prudent enough to make sure our relationship was not begun or was well over by February 14th.

Finally I joined forces with Jeremy, who has serious aversions to anything romantic that might be inflicted on him by me and especially “the man.” We started off celebrating Valentine’s with fancy dinners out and flowers and gifts. It took one Valentine’s with him for me to realize that I don’t like waiting 1 ½ hours for a seat at a restaurant in order to get abnormally poor service. I don’t like sitting in the car while we go from grocery store to grocery store for Jeremy to find the last dead bouquet that can be sold to him for double the price of what better flowers are sold for on any other day. In those early days of dating and then marriage, the typical Valentine’s rituals were very financially strenuous. Valentine’s felt “celebrated” out of obligation and with much resentment. It took a few years, but I finally persuaded Jeremy to skip all that crap.

Our Valentine’s Day was great this year. We had a dinner of shrimp put together to be heart shaped, and beets that I cut out with heart shaped cookie cutters. I made chocolate cupcakes which I piped meringue on top of, toasted, and topped with cherries.

Then we gave each other valentines. I printed off some coloring sheets for Silas to color and give. Milo ended up doing a lot of the coloring, though. Milo made stacks of valentines for each of us. Jeremy surprised us all with boxes of candy wrapped in family pictures that he printed. I made pop up cards for everyone. The kids really enjoyed it. I think it was the best Valentine’s I have had in a long time.  By the way, I love Valentine’s Day.

Hamburgler

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Writing that post yesterday about roast pork, requested by my dear sister in law, Chelsee, reminded me that my mom has requested my recipe for hamburgers.  I made mini hamburgers for our New Year’s eve party and did not make nearly enough of them.  If you actually got one of them and liked it, or if you did not get one and would like to try the elusive burger, here is the recipe. (more…)

The Recipe for the Roast Pork We Made in California, by Request

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

While we were staying in California, we rented a house to share with all the members of Jeremy’s family.  Each couple took turns making dinner for the group.  Jeremy and I made this recipe, which comes from the cookbook “There’s a Chef in My World,” by Emeril Lagasse.  I own two children’s cookbooks by Lagasse.  I love them because they have recipes that are as delicious as any of Lagasse’s, but with much simpler preparations and easy to find ingredients.  On our day to fix breakfast,  we served the leftovers reincarnated as Eggs Benedict.  Our breakfast almost got boycotted because Jeremy kept telling everyone that we were serving leftover dinner.  I had no intention of serving leftovers for breakfast.  I figured we would make Huevos Rancheros or at least cereal.  Jeremy and I got in numerous arguments about what we would serve for breakfast in the month preceeding our trip.  He did not want to be bothered to make anything at all.  However, as I was putting away the leftover pork and realizing that it would most likely be thrown away in 2 days, I decided that it would make an excellent breakfast.  I think it did. (more…)