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Playing Real Life Jenga With The House That We Live In

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

My latest house project was, unfortunately, not one of my choosing.  I was walking Milo home from school a few weeks ago when I noticed that a large piece of stucco was coming off of our foundation.  I freaked out and immediately called a structural engineer to save my house from falling down…  When he came he explained to me that it just wasn’t that big of a deal.  In fact, it was such a small deal he would like me to find someone else to fix it.  He also said that it was something that I could do myself and even explained step by step how to do it myself.  I wonder if he realized what an avid do-it-myselfer I am when he was telling me that.

All the stucco on that side of the house came off easily just with my hands.  My neighbors let me know that the previous owners had been out slapping that stuff on the wall pretty much right before we moved in.  The structural engineer had told me that the stucco is only cosmetic, so it is not that worrisome for it to crumble off in places.  I was freaking out more when large portions of the foundation blocks underneath were also crumbling.  But the SE had also explained to me that a few of the foundation blocks can be compromised without affecting the stability of the house.  Otherwise I probably would have fainted when I saw this:

A negative slope combined with the fact that this wall is North facing and never sees sunlight helped  contribute to this crumbling cinder block.  BTW, cinder block is a terrible thing to make a foundation out of.

I thought that these blocks would have to be entirely taken out and replaced.  However, I consulted with a book on masonry and found an alternative.  I was able to chisel off the faces and webbing of the damaged blocks and mortar in new blocks that fit inside.

This is after I chiseled out the blocks.  You can see the narrower blocks that I then mortared into the wall.  I failed to take a picture of any of the other in-between steps.  Sorry.  Jeremy and I then dug a trench along the  wall in order to get the new stucco hopefully below the frost line.  We covered the wall with metal lathe, attached with masonry screws.  Then we applied stucco  to that.  During this time it was raining more days than not. On days it was raining, I duct taped a tarp over the whole thing to try to keep the rain out of it.  Jeremy helped me with the first 2 layers of stucco.  After the second layer, his hands became too injured for him to help anymore.  Let the record show that I told him to wear gloves.  I did the final coat myself.  Then I applied foundation sealer.

I had 2 yards of topsoil delivered and used that to build a better slope from the house.  I ended up shoveling half of it by myself before one of our home teachers came to help.  He and I were almost finished when Jeremy came home.  I let the men do the rest.  A yard of dirt weighs between 2430 and 3375 lbs.  I can testify that doing this kind of work builds in your muscles seriously fast.

I’ve spent my time since then planting it.  Friday I placed the last brick for the edging.  Thank goodness.  Now I can do something else.

During and After

Monday, May 11th, 2009

I took all the “before” pictures before I got my new camera.  So I think they may be on one of the disposable cameras that I haven’t developed.  I took lots of “during” pictures that I think give a pretty good idea of what the room originally looked like, but all of them are after the room had already begun to be deconstructed.  If I find those original pictures, I will put them up.  Removing the lally column changed the room quite a bit, which you don’t get to see without those pictures.

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My Font

Friday, February 27th, 2009

The kids and I are home sick today. Bleh. Anyway, I spent this morning creating this font. It’s my handwriting!! I thought it was cool. Go here to make your own font too. That’s all.

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Regarding The Extremely Long Posts

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

I decided to beef up my scrawny blog by adding all of Jeremy’s newsletter emails to it.  He usually does one every week or two.  So in the future, there won’t be ten of them at once.  My goodness, he is long winded though.  I am surprised he is not hoarse.  Consequently, I decided to change my settings so that it only shows summaries of the posts.  I’m assuming that it won’t work and your fingers will just have to be very tired trying to scroll all the way from the top to the bottom.  If it does work, then you can probably click on something and read the whole post.  I, myself, can’t ever figure out how to do that on other people’s blogs, so I wish you the best of luck.

Oh, and check it out!  Categories! And a Blog Roll!  I totally deserve the title of this blog.

Happy Day After Thanksgiving

Friday, November 28th, 2008

I have an awesome digital camera and also some really great pictures of all the stuff that’s been going down in our lives lately.  But… the software required to download the pictures does not agree with this computer.  I tried and I tried.  Then I figured that I was going to just have to confess to Jeremy that I couldn’t make it work.  And then he would show me how it was really the simplest thing in the world.  And then I would feel stupid.  Well, Jeremy couldn’t get it to work either!!  Ha Ha Ha.  Is it wrong that it makes me a little happy?  I mean, it’s kind of a drag because I can’t put my pictures up.  But instead of feeling dumb, I feel like a reasonable person who was unable to figure out this unreasonable thing.  Also I feel kind of smart because I was able to get it to work on the other computer, but Jeremy hasn’t gotten it to work on any.  Hee Hee.  Okay, in his defense, the other computer did not have the conflicting software/device that is preventing it from working on this computer.

If I was able to, I would be showing photos of our great Thanksgiving dinner.  Anyone who has seen one of my Facebook photo albums knows that I have a penchant for photographing my food.  I have no idea if anyone actually likes looking at pictures of my food.  You don’t even have to avert your eyes if you don’t.  There are no pictures of my food to try not to look at.  You’re welcome.

Kandis and Penny came on Tuesday.  They will be staying until Sunday.  It was nice to have company.  Otherwise I might have tried to come up with an excuse to make Thanksgiving hotdogs.  We went to New York all together today.  It’s kind of innacurate to say that we went for Black Friday, because we all slept in, ate waffles, took showers and then ambled over into the biggest crowd of people I will probably ever encounter in my entire life.  We didn’t really try to buy anything.  In spite of our best efforts, we didn’t end up standing in any super long lines.  We walked for a couple blocks trying to find the end of the line to get into MOMA, then it went around a corner and we still couldn’t see the end of it, so we gave up on standing in that line.  I don’t really like going out on this particular day of the year, but I agreed this time as long as we weren’t really trying to accomplish anything.  I think it was a relative success.  We ended up buying a box of cupcakes, but I thought that wasn’t a terrible way to deviate from the plan.

Fine

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

I changed the comments settings so that everyone can comment without doing a dang thing.  Just comment.  I have no idea how to do any of this, so I don’t know if it actually worked.  I’m just clicking on things and typing.  I also deleted the test post, Hello World.  I didn’t write that, but I figured it would eventually get buried.  So who cares?  Jeremy cares.  He just throws this thing in my technotarded lap and then is dissappointed that I’m just clicking on things and typing stuff.  Well I’m working on it.  Soon all the links won’t be the default ones.  I don’t know what they’ll be, but not WordPress stuff.  Maybe my posts will be categorized at some point in time.  I might even change the design theme.  That would be the awesome, eh?  At least I changed some of the colors and it doesn’t say “Just another WordPress weblog” anymore.  It doesn’t, does it?  Because it’s not just another wordpress weblog.  Also, I didn’t write the post that said “This is Amber.  Fear me.”  You can find that one in the uncategorized category.  Jeremy wrote it while talking in a high pitched voice and using his thumb to move my lower lip up and down.  You guys are easily fooled.  This is really Amber this time.  And I’m not scary, at least in scenarios that pertain to this weblog.  Or if you’re really wussy.